Tag: kids
group name: thepostingworld
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February 27, 2008 06:49 PM EST --
I remember going shopping with my mom when I was little. I don't recall being able to shop a full day without having to potty at some point. I'm sure that was my mom's most horrid . . . more
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February 23, 2008 09:26 AM EST --
If you think you keep your husband on a short leash, wait till you start potty training your baby! You have never been on such a short leash. Your daughter will let you get 12 steps (max) before you hear: . . . more
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February 26, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
(republished)
My daughter took my ice cream.
Fifteen minutes ago, the ice cream truck trundled by, playing its pied piper melody. My 4 year old little girl hollered . . . more
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February 27, 2008 07:05 PM EST --
A couple of Sundays ago my family and I were walking towards the church. I had decided that instead of lugging my big ole purse around that I would just take the things out that I needed the . . . more
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February 23, 2008 03:58 PM EST --
Kids go from one extreme to the other. First they want a dinner at the toilet because they love it so much. Have you ever seen a 3 year old drag a sleeping bag to the potty? It gives a whole new meaning . . . more
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February 17, 2008 10:38 AM EST --
(I'm republishing some of my old poems)
Mommy, why is the sky so blue?
Why do I look like you?
Why are you really tall?
Why am I just so small?
Why can't any dogs talk? . . . more
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April 04, 2008 04:36 PM EDT --
My daughter was very late getting home from school today. I tried calling the school and no one would answer. I finally got in my car and went to hunt it. A lady at the corner stopped me . . . more
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February 06, 2008 07:25 PM EST --
(I'm republishing some of my old poems)
When I was young I danced in a fairy ring
Unicorns lived and the world loved everything
My dreams never came to pass
And the unicorns . . . more
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August 18, 2008 08:56 AM EDT --
My daughter is crazy about pokemon, and I can't afford to go buy them for her that often. I decided to check out ebay for stuffed animal pokemon and just the little action figures...I . . . more
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February 21, 2008 05:33 PM EST --
(I'm republishing some of my poems)
"Mommy! Monster!" my baby wails
And into his room I quickly sail
I pick him up and hold him close
His monsters are real, I . . . more
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August 16, 2008 09:55 AM EDT --
My niece is 14 (almost 15), and is very shy. She had to get up in front of her science class yesterday to give a report. That's very hard for her to do anyway, as she gets extremely nervous. . . . more
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March 19, 2008 09:38 AM EDT --
the other day i was doing something i cant remember what my little boy comes up to me with his sisters toilet seat.... he said it was a hat.... it fell down on his face.... and we could not get . . . more
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March 31, 2008 07:53 PM EDT --
My daughter (age 10) was on the back porch with the dog yesterday. I went to check on her and she told me that Choodle was "hugging "her. (he was humping her arm). I told her not to let . . . more
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April 05, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
We were driving to the store today, and the country song "Redneck Woman" came on. I looked at my daughter and we both laughed because it made us remember a funny story.
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February 10, 2008 09:38 PM EST --
Th ursday was the day my daughter decided she need to get her hair cut.
She had long beautiful hair that went past her waist.
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March 03, 2008 05:30 PM EST --
I've knocked on wood one too many times and I finally got the crud(the flu).
I NEVER get s ick but this time it hit me full force. I don't like to whine(ok so that is a lie) but I have . . . more
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June 27, 2008 05:57 PM EDT --
Little spider
Where'd you hide her?
Where'd you hide my Dolly doll?
I've been peering
Far and nearing
She's just not here at all!
Little Birdie
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April 03, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
Well life has certainly changed for me in the last couple of months. Right now I'm separated from my husband and about to get a divorce. It's amazing how you can love someone so much, but at the . . . more
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April 16, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
This is brought to you buy Gumline Oral Care. Have your little ones call Elmo. James loved this I should of had a camera of his face. He sings "Brush your Teeth" to the tune of Jingle . . . more
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April 03, 2008 12:16 AM EDT --
Since Xaiver was 9 days old hes slept through the night. The only time I have ever had a problem with him not sleeping was when he was sick and that is normal for any kid. The last few nights hes been . . . more
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