Tag: jokes
group name: thepostingworld
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September 02, 2008 09:28 PM EDT --
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping . . . more
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February 20, 2008 10:53 PM EST --
YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT!!! AND CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOU DIET???
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief . . . more
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July 20, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter . . . more
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July 20, 2008 08:34 PM EDT --
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' . . . more
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July 20, 2008 07:42 PM EDT --
Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, . . . more
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April 10, 2008 12:58 PM EDT --
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
Oh,I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her . . . more
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April 12, 2008 02:56 AM EDT --
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker . . . more
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April 15, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are:
'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of hanging-up . . . more
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April 16, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
WHEN THE TIME COMES, THERE WILL BE NO NURSING HOMES FOR US. WE ARE CHECKING INTO THE HOLIDAY INN.
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a . . . more
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April 22, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:26 AM EDT --
COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!
In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling . . . more
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April 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation . . . more
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May 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. . . . more
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May 30, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A PET STORE. PLEASE LIST THEM INDIVIDUALLY.
THANK YOU
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May 30, 2008 04:53 PM EDT --
PLEASE JUST ENTER 1 ITEM ON EACH COMMENT AND LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THIS TO THE VERY END OF THE POSTINGS.
HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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May 31, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
This just proves that we have
become too dependent on our
computers.
Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look
down....
. . . more
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July 13, 2008 07:55 AM EDT --
This is to all you clever people...... ......... .....
Test for Dementia
. . . more
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July 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT --
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the
ostrich, . . . more
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