Tag: funny
group name: thepostingworld
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February 20, 2008 10:53 PM EST --
YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT!!! AND CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOU DIET???
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief . . . more
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March 12, 2008 11:51 AM EDT --
Got this one today in my e-mail...some wise words!
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian . . . more
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February 27, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
Life is tough.
It's even tougher if you're stupid.
HAHAHA!!! I love this one!
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 05, 2008 06:44 AM EST --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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February 18, 2008 01:06 PM EST --
( This is meant in fun, so if you're easily offended, don't read!)
Husbands are funny creatures! Not "ha-ha" funny, but just plain baffling ( or weird, you choose). . . . more
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February 01, 2008 07:32 PM EST --
In light of the holiday season, I am passing along some advice from Dr.
Phil -
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our . . . more
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February 02, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, said the young man. "If I could . . . more
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June 24, 2008 11:20 AM EDT --
TWO WAYS TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING :
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. . . . more
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March 23, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
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February 02, 2008 04:32 PM EST --
(I didn't write this, but thought it was cute)
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like . . . more
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February 13, 2008 05:04 PM EST --
(I'm republishing some of my old poems)
Why is it, everytime
I try to take a drive
My husband acts like it's a crime
And grateful to arrive?
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February 19, 2008 04:27 PM EST --
(I'm republishing some of my old poems)
I love my kids, I love my life
Too bad that I don't have a wife.
I'm a woman, it is true
But I have way too much to . . . more
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March 29, 2008 08:23 PM EDT --
I had to drive my husband somewhere today. I think it took him about 10 minutes to realize that him trying to put his foot through the floorboard would not make the car stop any quicker. . . . more
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March 24, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --
AAAAAAAA! Don't get me wrong, I love my husband. I just love him better when I don't have to spend every day with him.
I'm used to nice, quiet, peaceful days. . . . more
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March 26, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
I cleaned my fridge, cleaned it well-
didn't know I was in for a day of hell
It all started when I reached way in the back
and came across an ominous, mysterious pack.
"What's . . . more
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April 24, 2008 06:46 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I love your sarcastic wit. I couldn't help myself, I have fallen in love with you! Will you run away with me?
Signed,
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May 12, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Houswife,
Here is a question, I'm sure many women-married, or in a relationship with a man-would enjoy an answer to; How can the remote control batteries be changed, . . . more
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April 03, 2008 07:36 PM EDT --
I had to give my dog a bath today.
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